but also, are you using the same swissknife to cut the bread, cut the meat, cut the wood, eat spaghetti, cut your beard and try to kill mosquitoes? No? Do you use multiple different specific good tools, optimal to do their jobs cause using the same fucking swissknife, even if it is a good and complete swissknife, would be miserable?

Then why someone would hate so much himself and use a smartphone instead of multiple different specific good tools for doing multiple specific tasks? What the is this insanity.