add matcha for non coffee drinkers, make it bitcoiner and nostrich friendly and I can totally see this working
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oh an each table gets their own dedicated ethernet (on separate subnets that can't talk to each other) and power sockets! that's also a must.
and there need to be 4 premium tables, reserved to major bitcoin & nostr FOSS contributors when they're in town.
We can call it the "Sats, Stacks, Sipping & Socializing" cafe!