For anyone who’s never experienced it, Utah is the epitome of an American citadel.
The Mormons control fucking everything lol
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when do bitcoiners control everything? my suitcases are packed quickly
Why do cults always have the best citadels
very true. on a side note, Utah has the worst alcohol laws in the country and beer there is terrible. this will need to change if you open up the 5th citadel.
Lies. It's just measured differently, weight vs volume. You can get any beer you want in Utah, the state will even special order for you.
Plenty of states have backwards liquor laws.
To be fair this is recent.
You've been able to special order for 20 years, it just wasn't known.
The Bayou in SLC used to carry hundreds of beers from all over the world. Catch is, you have to order a flat.
Yes, but the time limits for selling alcohol. Limits on serving alcohol. 3% volume limit.
they've reformed, specifically in 2019, but the beer is still bad overall. Overregulation hurt brewers and quality of beer in Utah. they are playing catch up now. used to be you couldn't even have a coors lite lol. anyway, glad I don't live there but it is a nice place to visit. national parks there are great. cheers 🤙
Or some of these unique laws are what make it special.
Have you orange pilled them yet?
No, the based Mormons *use* to control everything. They bent the knee and are controlled/cucked just like everything else.
Source: Utahn
Parts of Idaho too. I’d sure like to do stuff in town on a Sunday, but everything is closed. It sucks.
Yes.
worst state ever to order a drink.
Tell me about it lol I go snowboarding up there and always have to deal with their weird rules.
Oh you want a 3.6% beer? You better order 12 chicken wings with it. Oh and we can’t pour it in front of you because that’ll make you horny for more beer or something lol 😂
next time just wear your “horny for more beer” shirt.
but seriously - most service out there starts with “I know and I’m sorry, but i don’t make the rules.”
Part of this is navigating the laws. If you know what you're doing you can get that drink without ordering food. It's called "intent to dine". Ask questions about the food about the menu, in the meantime, order a drink. You'll get it. Then change your mind about the food. Easy. Establishments like Chili's or chain restaurants might have a "house rule" but that's it. Intent to dine, means when you walk into a place for drinks and the hostess says "5 for dinner"? And you answer, "no just drinks", you're doomed.
You can order a full bottle of wine for 1 person and even take the rest with you.
You can walk out of the hotel bar with your drink, most of the time people ask permission. The law is, you can't carry an open container outside the restaurant liquor license confines, a hostess, server, etc can carry it for you if you ask. But why did you ask in the first place? If you're that desperate to roam with an open beer/cocktail/wine, ask for a coffee cup...
can’t even take beers with u from the hotel bar to your own room
The best/most ironic part about this thread is the failure of everyone to recognize these unique liquor law oddities for what they are.
They are the small unique things that differentiate and add up to make it the unique citadel worth preserving.
Now we have a thread full of people exposing their alcoholic degeneracy and their pressure to undo the citadel they are celebrating in the same sentence.
Aren't the Mormons the ones who think Jesus and Satan are brothers?
The underwear is weird though
But how many states come up with cool names like this? 
