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Did you know that the perimeter formed by all Showbiz Pizza Places in border and coastal states were ley lines that kept the souls of children sacrificed in the ball pit trapped and under the ownership of Show Biz Inc? Their energy was used as backup power for the robots during inclimate weather.
The show must go on, after all.
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Did you know the Show Biz Pizza Place ball pit was actually an ancient sacrificial altar to eldritch gods? One child was claimed per day, per pizza place. For 14 years.
