I just got one of those calls saying something like, “Hello, this is Amazon calling about a purchase made on your account for a MacBook Pro in the amount of $1500-whatever. It will be delivered tomorrow to such-and-such address. Are you aware yadda-yadda-yadda?”

I responded, “Yes, I made that purchase.”

The caller immediately exclaimed, “Shut up!” and hung up on me.

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