that sounds like a plot for smutty novel :P

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Isn't that the plot of Mr and Mrs Smith? That movie with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

It was 🤣🤣🤣. And I knew they were banging from the Esquire spread 🤣🔥🔥

I don't follow celebrity gossip at all if I can help it.

I do know that is an underrated movie if you are a big dumb cretin like myself who just wants to watch gun fights and explosions but your woman wants to watch something romantic.

I wouldn’t say I’m big on celebrity gossip but that movie came out in 2005 and I was working then so I like the premise of the movie. 🍿

i like both. :3

it's a cute movie.

On #Body Image nostr:npub1l0k73zjdaq7ueg9xn8kyeujac0vwn23dunx3cj9dcqam56f30mzslldefs this was written either in 2017 or 2018. I can’t remember sometime around then.

Impulsive hookup with a guy yesterday made me realize some things.

A bit humble-brag but needed to explain. He has the stereotypical perfect airbrushed body. And he works damn hard for it.

Extremely attractive face too. Yummy.

When I touched his #quadriceps I immediately touch my own and realized how strong his were compared to mine.

Wait, what? Mine used to be strong.

During a break we were talking & he asked what I would change about my body. I said that I want more booty. And I meant it then. This was after he admitted to a very slight insecurity of his own.

Wildly enthusiastic sex continued.

( whoops 😅 OK so I may have needed a reminder) 🤣🤣🤣

Good stuff. 🤣🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊☠️

But today it hit me. I no longer have the same body that I had as a youth. Even other men liked me better after I gained weight. My (personal) body image is based off of what I used to look like.

I've been blinded to my own reflection by others #love for me. Until I got out of the shower today.

WHAT. THE. HELLFIRE?

Damn it, now I have to lose weight. I'll still be thick & curvy but I must I drop body fat & become tight again.

( TIGHT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)

So I learned that everyone has their insecurities.

It's not my intention to fat-shame nor ever shame anyone.

Especially in today's world. I'm no SJW; however, I do think being kind should be standard to everyone.

Has anyone else ever been blinded to their own body in this way?

I've heard of people with eating disorders, etc. Is there some kind of Love Handle Beer Googles I don't know about?

Thanks everyone.

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Everyone, please share crazy AM stories.

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