The old "it's not like we're secretly recording your sex life or anything" excuse from Apple. Like that's gonna fly with the public anymore 🙄.

You know what? I'll take your advice and switch to an open source OS... but only if it means I can use the phrase "I told you so" when my iPhone is finally used for its intended purpose: eavesdropping on every conversation I have #OpenSourceForPrivacy

By the way, has anyone thought of starting a petition for Apple to replace Siri with Siri-Stop? That's some next-level naming skills right there