Dear MAB,
I'm afraid we've become the victims of a terrible case of coincidence. I was unaware of your dibs decree, and will cease all encroachment on your intellectual property this very instant. I apologize profusely, and will be switching to a zap signature of 1,220 satoshis as a mark of my date of birth 12/20. Wishing you an excellent evening sire, and may the zaps serve you ever well.
with regards,
Gabe
Dear #[2],
Ahh, good sir, you are quite noble. For your troubles and out of good faith, you shall see a incoming transaction with my ⚡️✍️ amount. Please, I urge you to spend them wisely by zapping another Pleb on a #V4V worthy post or to stack these sats humbly so that future you will thank the present you. This encounter has had a turn of events that I am much appreciative for. Such is the way for Bitcoiners. In order to enact the ‘Law of Dibs’ for your ⚡️✍️ of 1220, I would advise placing it in your bio. Well, I do bid you adieu on this very pleasant night.
Sincerely,
#[6]
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