Fuck that.

I pull in the driveway after work and both neighbors dogs start barking. Then them barking, causes their neighbors dogs to start barking.

Basically, the whole street starts barking when I or anyone gets home. It's fucking annoying and solves nothing.

I can break into any of these houses with a $5 pack of hotdogs and my foot.

Get you a mountain lion.

Dogs are bitches.