Fuck that.
I pull in the driveway after work and both neighbors dogs start barking. Then them barking, causes their neighbors dogs to start barking.
Basically, the whole street starts barking when I or anyone gets home. It's fucking annoying and solves nothing.
I can break into any of these houses with a $5 pack of hotdogs and my foot.
Get you a mountain lion.
Dogs are bitches.