DOGS ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE
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Fuck that.
I pull in the driveway after work and both neighbors dogs start barking. Then them barking, causes their neighbors dogs to start barking.
Basically, the whole street starts barking when I or anyone gets home. It's fucking annoying and solves nothing.
I can break into any of these houses with a $5 pack of hotdogs and my foot.
Get you a mountain lion.
Dogs are bitches.
I appreciate your sentiment, but haven't you seen what they use to hunt mt lions? dogs...little dogs at that. who's the bitch?
lol
just jk'ing
s'all good.
cats are almost as cool as dogs.
lol
Quite cat that shits in the same place for easy cleaning.
Loud dog that pees and shits everywhere around your yard.
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If your dont like her cat, you dont get HER cat. 🤣
(Being good with cats shows emotional intelligence to females)
BARKING IS A FEATURE NOT A BUG
THERE’S BREEDS THAT WOULD FUCK UP A MOUNTAIN LION, BUT THIS IS NOT MORTAL KOMBAT, BUT A NOTE