I have to come clean.

I bought them…..

I’ve never owned a pair nor have I liked the look of them…..

Something about throwing out the obnoxious maxi vibe drew me in.

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With black socks…🤌

Crocs are dumb.

Bitcoin crocs though…

You can put a Bitcoin logo on a turd. It's still a turd.

🤣

I’m staring at your PFP as you say that. 😀

you take that back you filthy animal.

haha I know those gun shows.

Bad take. They may be ugly. And you feel dumb wearing them. But grab a pair & they will be worn waaaaaaay more than you planned. Way.

Versatile, waterproof, slide on/off easy etc.

Dog walks wouldn’t be the same without them.

😅 Idem qu'elle connerie cette mode j'eus l'erreur de m'en procurer lors d'un voyage dans les 4 corners, dans un boutique qui vendaient de chaussures à tuer, je pus vous dire je n'ai jamais osé porter ces crocs même pour me rendre dans mon Jardin. Le mode des crocs a fait ses méfaits je me demande si ceux ne sont pas nos cousins néerlandais et allemands quoi l'avaient lancée puisqu'il y a pas de boutiques spécialisées en crocs, sans oublier les chaussettes blanches avec des nu-pieds trop drôles.. Ma préférence va au style British moins celui français et italien... Mais bon il faut de tout pour faire un monde.. Bonne soirée à tous à Demain 🙏💜

The perfect chanclas don’t exist…

#Bitcoin

The only crocs I would even consider owning.

Once your kids are old enough to play with legos, crocs become manitory PPE.

Oh, dear!

It’s the cross I bear now.

Hey! At least you were aware and intentional about the obnoxious maxi vibe. ⚡️🏅😂

thisss, lol

😂😅🙏Reste juste la toge même Pape François n'en voudrait pas quoique si réellement vous êtes d'un type athenian d'époque

Where can I buy these!?

I don’t want to talk about what I did…

But since you asked. It was a Bitcoin Magazine pre-order from November last year. 🫠🫠🫠

I’m jealous. I hope they do it again someday.

Prochaine fois demandez un porte clé tout simplement.. 😂😂 Je comprends que le bébé trouve cela curieux... Les petits sont si fins, il devait se passer plein de choses dans ses méninges 😅💜

Cadeau de sa part pour la paix des ménages.. S'il vous plaît 😅😂

Crocs are the fanny pack of the shoe world. Enjoy 😉

Sounds like a killer combo. https://i.nostr.build/gGLV.webp

Just say no to titty packs

bucket hat next

I want this now, too.

Lol just search Bitcoin Fanny Pack 😂

J'ai tellement rigolé avec vos commentaires sur ces chaussons *tue l'amour * que j'en pleure. 😂🤣😅

Bon dieu j'espère que vous êtes d'un style ou type Athenian sinon votre compagne ou compagnon 😩

heavy duty zip too. me likey.

Fabulous 👏🏽

shitt hahah

are they comfi at least? 😂

Walking on clouds. My wife hates them. Which now I use as a flirting mechanism.

crocs are based

* throw in baby hand for sympathy *

He thinks it’s hilarious when he puts his tiny fingers in the hole and I wiggle my toes. 😂

i bet the baby giggle is infectious.

Fantastic shoe for doing shit. Take the trash outside, get the mail, dinner with the wife at nice restaurant. All are in the cards.

Just one tip, fold the back strap to the front. It’s psycho behavior to use the back strap on crocs.

I’ll do back strap one only one…. 🙃

More sane than both because it looks like an honest mistake.

I’m here to help.

There will be staring & whispers if you wear both backstrapped.

As long as you hold your corn as tight as a croc will hold you, it is good.

👆this.

BABY HAND WAHHH SO CUTE

His fingers fit in the holes. He thinks it’s hilarious.

I want a pair so bad!!!

that little hand 🥰

The strap goes in the front. Otherwise you currently have it in the "mountaineer" configuration.