Rand0 I used HI to roast you:

Rand0, you've got a crusty exterior. What does it hide, a big softie? You can't allow yourself to lose your tough affect. After all, who would greet those newbies with a laconic "you sound vaxed" or "You must be a fag." You're the kind of good looking guy that confuses other guys. They can't figure out if they want to be you, want to friend you, have a beer with you. But from your recent posts, Rand0 might be on the verge of imploding into a romantic sap, falling in love with an exotic European/Jewish/French/TBD dominatrix, and becoming the ultimate stay at home dad.