🤣

I say "fuck! I turned into a scrawny ass bitch! Need to hit the gym!" ...then I don't. 🤣

Uhm stop hacking my phone and stealing my selfies. Kthxbye.

Visceral fat is where it's at baby. I don't think you're ready for this belly full of jelly.

I’m in better shape now than in my 20s, take it back.

I just shake my head and tell myself that I’m lucky my wife’s glasses prescription is out of date

But more hair

Accurate!