You could promise not to wear anything under it when cooking.
Or a compromise apron.

Slightly threatening instead of sexy to show your dissaproval.
Or I just think this one is funny. Or whatever worksπ

I went from 0 cooking to cooking every meal at home in the last 3 months. This is largely due to the help of nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl and nostr:npub1hgvtv4zn2l8l3ef34n87r4sf5s00xq3lhgr3mvwt7kn8gjxpjprqc89jnv . Yayyy to women helping other women be more womanly π.
My husband is the happiest with these changes. He said he wants to buy me some nice cooking stuff to support me in my kitchen endeavors.
After so many grease stains ruined my clothes, I decided an apron would be a nice start. When I sent him the link, he gave me a hard no.
Please go and convince nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx to buy me my dream apron. Thank you.

You could promise not to wear anything under it when cooking.
Or a compromise apron.

Slightly threatening instead of sexy to show your dissaproval.
Or I just think this one is funny. Or whatever worksπ

Bahaha I liked the poison one a lot, but I really wanna be a nude man when I cook
nude.
hm. π€
perhaps an agreement involving a transparent plastic apron could be reached.
That would cause more problems than it prevents π
Yea I don't think you'd get any cooking done with a clear apron. At least the nude hairy man is a buffer π
He always gropes me when Iβm cooking π
Surprised he hasn't been burnt by accident π maybe just ban him from the kitchen when you are cooking. then he won't have to see your apron π win win.
OR get him to cook with you and get matching aprons. His hands will be too busy, and maybe he secretly wants one?
Oh he has. I make it a rule. Husband and dogs stay out of the kitchen when I cook