Nostr Web Client

The Germans have a word for "person who speaks jargon like an expert, but is too dumb to explain the concept in normal words":

Fachidiot

Laeserin 1y ago

An example:

Developer: "This is my thingamabober that does this nifty whatchamakalit and I implemented it under ABCXYZ v 2.86alpha using the SuperDuper Library in the pre-release and utilized all of the types and conform to NIPs 13, 163, 9174."

You: "What does it do and why do I need to care about it?"

Developer: "Pardon?"

You: "What is it? Like, what is it good for?"

You: "Okay. So you don't know what it is, either."

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Laeserin 1y ago

It's a bit like trying to reengineer a description of a meal, based upon a recipe.

Cook: "This is flour, salt, yeast, sesame seeds, eggs, olive oil, cucumbers, vinegar, tomatoes, beef, mustard and a toothpick.

Some parts were baked at 180°C and some were grilled. All parts are sustainably sourced and Class-A organic, with a preference for regional produce."

You: "Umm... So what is it?"

Cook: "Pardon?"

You: "What food is that? Will I want to eat it?"

Cook: "Only people who are as brilliant as I am can understand this."

*Person next to you, whispering.* "It's a hamburger."

You: "Yo, this dude says you made a hamburger."

Moss 1y ago

I can zap you👀

Laeserin 1y ago

Zap, or it didn't happen. 😉

Laeserin 1y ago

Cache fixed?

Moss 1y ago

Yes,The local cache problem is now cleared by reinstalling the app.😅 Put it on the next development plan.

Laeserin 1y ago

The old "Did you try turning it off and turning it on again?" trick.

Moss 1y ago

Tried. We need a new plan to update the cache in the background.

Toxic Bitcoiner 1y ago

https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w?si=BSmOH2EvzEV_BQDA Vibe

Laeserin 1y ago

🤣🤣🤣

JT 1y ago

Peak Internet right there. Did you know they have a few of these? Nearly 'Have You Been As Far' quality.