Always, do whatever the fuck you want so long as it doesn't hurt people.

Everything else is my personal preference, often specifically related to dating (or a dating profile), or some interaction I have had.

There are tons of dating profiles where girls seem to think that the big city they used to live in, or the fact that they like food, or have tattoos makes a good substitute for a personality. "Oh, you like laughing & food?! That tells me so much! I like breathing & taking a nice long pee in the mornings." Online dating is like sifting for gold in a river of retard poop.

In general, if it's a philosophical statement or something related to some core principle, then I probably mean it, or it's at least a thought I am trying to flesh out, if it's something trivial I am most likely half saying it for my own amusement. 😘

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I have to write the song now "sifting for gold in a river of retard poop" HA!!!!!!

Holy shit that a great sentence. I hope we end up in the same place someday, beer's on me and we'll work out the lyrics!