I've read every line in monero's codebase multiple times and worked on many parts of it at various points in it's history since the original fork from bytecoin, and I've told you why you are deeply and fundamentally wrong.

If you really believe the metrics you are touting are 1) accurate, 2) relevant, and 3) fundamental to monero's value, then fork it and shift them even further in that direction. When no one uses it, you'll be on track to discovering precisely how you're putting the cart before the 🐴.