I remember my first Zap ⚡. I use to lay in bed at night wondering what it would be like. The tension and anticipation. But everytime feels like the first time.
"Hi, I'm Jascha and I'm a Zapaholic."
(As I take a sip of coffee from a small white styrofoam cup)
Nice, I remember my first zap... I was in Cambodia, stranded from my unit with only half a clip loaded and no local paper or coin fiat to trade with the villagers. Had to eat so I quickly hunted a wild boar and then fashioned a crude melee weapon from its tusk and some fallen thick cord vines. After almost losing all hope for survival, I met a nice girl in a local village and she showed me what love is. But it cost 500,000 sats and she accepted Bitcoin... The end.
Don't you just love a good romance story?
You are the first one zapped me 💜
