Nice, I remember my first zap... I was in Cambodia, stranded from my unit with only half a clip loaded and no local paper or coin fiat to trade with the villagers. Had to eat so I quickly hunted a wild boar and then fashioned a crude melee weapon from its tusk and some fallen thick cord vines. After almost losing all hope for survival, I met a nice girl in a local village and she showed me what love is. But it cost 500,000 sats and she accepted Bitcoin... The end.

Don't you just love a good romance story?