Nostriches! Lol. This place can't only be merchants. Merchants are great, don't get me wrong, but a community has to... commune... So I'm giving you, dear reader, homework! Interject into someone's conversation. That's right! Be a virtual third wheel. Interject unapologetically. Conversify. Go forth and say things!

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YOU CAN JUST SAY THINGS

I do

No you don't

Oh, no?

No, you dont.

You've typed it.

Go ahead, vlog it up next time πŸ™ƒ

Zero chance

Good

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Dafuq is he saying? πŸ˜‚

We need nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 to translate he’s the falafel guy

Walahhhe youargay

Damus can’t translate this

Damus sounds like anus

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That guy sure likes anuses 🀭

Look at his note

I think you’re pronouncing it wrong πŸ˜‚

You gotta rhyme it with gaymus

Now you’re just making words up

Is that what you think we do here?

The β­• is the other hole... Unless, that's premarital πŸ‘€πŸ˜³

I didn't bring up breeding, you did πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Ain’t nobody breeding shit

I'm a proud cream pie enjoyer

In all realness, I had a croissant stuffed with cream and topped with strawberries today. It was delicious.

I had the same Saturday. It was delicious

Entirely fair. Honestly I should have seen that sort of thing coming.

Other? THE CIRCLE IS BUTT PIRATES??

It's technically the cloaca of a frog, if nostr:nprofile1qqsx0tdgudz9xt9lstcwwqj89cjv0ztwpcwfvg674ja25juxzczjzugpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd3skueqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqeaqxt9 is to be believed.

I'm on the fence.

Still don’t know what cloaca is and still don’t want to know.

Where's that boothole gif when you need it?

Probably with nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95

It's a both hole.

Don’t get it. Don’t explain.

He wants pictures. No explaining, just showing

A tangent, but where's this cat been? The lack of this explains things...

I underestimated how long y'all could keep talking about chicken frog buttes. Its astonishing...

Oh you gon learn today

That’s a dude

Welcome

To the β­•

Nostr's bane

That kinda looks like the bane mask

If I ever used a voice changer, it would be to sound like Bane.

Imagine, you're getting scammed out of your Bitcoin and the guy on the phone just sounds like Bane.

My voice already sounds like bane

Don’t you dare

The crop & gizzard are crazy too.

I think you've just scarred mahdood for life

There there

I thought we were friends

Darling?

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Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

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I just rebooted πŸ˜‚

Hellthreads :

This is a ⭕️ thread. Fixed it

There's a difference?

Uh oh

Oh what the... It was a gif and now its not, boo

Paste the URL instead of saving and uploading next time

buddy.lol/ is your friend.

Nice, I was just about to ask

Oh man I could get lost in this...

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Who that?

Laserass originator.

Curmudgeon connoisseur.

British comedian.

I am not the laserass originator lololol just to be clear. If you search the hashtag and scroll all the way down, you'll see the very first post. (NSFW!)

I believe she's left now tho(?)

I’m scared to look this up

You're better off avoiding this one

wtf

It’s pretty cool it turns into a PWA too

Pwa?

Progressive web app. If you have iPhone just open the website on safari then click the share button and then click add to Home Screen. Now it’s an app.

Ah. No iPhone but maybe I'll use it for a party trick when boomers are around

Chickens are egg producing donuts, nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0qyw8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnzd96xxmmfdejhytnnda3kjctvj8aavw. But wait until you hear how long a chicken can keep fertilizing eggs with one single spooge deposit...

Please don’t ruin donuts for me too

Ah the mysterious red circle. Is it a secret? A code? Is it the 21st century version of the little red book? Perhaps a sign for fellow appreciators of cosmic unity.

That's perfect πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

I've been here, just been trying to figure out how to disable some of the security on my phone so I can access media more frequently. Ah, I think I got it.... Wasn't easy

Uhh... Not an invitation to haxors

I see you're a security enjooyer 🀝

Many don't appreciate the joy of completely inconveniencing yourself.

Worth it. Helps resist phone temptations too.

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Pet the ducks 😊

πŸ¦† πŸ¦† πŸ¦†

Facts

He wound look for duck eggs to eat

He would chase the ducks!πŸ¦†

I'm contractually obliged to say something about "enstupidification"

It's a central theme of that thing, the β­•

It's retarded, really.

Yes

Ask good questions and contribute to debates. Disagree and be kind. Give the World an example of discourse that is productive.

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Yes sir. 🫑

Your replies to post ratio is also very respectable πŸ’―

Where do I find this ratio? I want to marvel at it...

I just. Simply look at a profile and see how many posts. And how many replies. Over 5:1 is very respectable.

I generally will only follow people who engage like this.

That's a good heuristic

Currently is the bottle neck for BTC as medium of exchange merchant, or consumer adoption?

All of the above or neither. Regardless, it will still serve as the safety net when Rome falls again.

I don't think there's a bottleneck. What mean you, this?

As in what is the biggest blocker to BTC adoption as a medium of exchange.

The way I see it is a chicken and egg situation. Without consumers with BTC there won’t be merchants and without merchants accepting BTC there won’t be consumers

Nah, its a generational problem. The merchants are mostly older than us. Also the previous two-ish generations allowed corporations to take over the government, so there are far fewer merchants than there should be. But that's just about run its course. The debt is parabolic. The dam's about to burst, and if we do this bitcoin project right, small merchants will spring up everywhere as the big corporations shut down - which they will.

There's a growing number of merchants right here only accepting btc. Or giving discounts to discourage the hassle that fiat entails. That's going to accelerate. Its already accelerating.

The only threat I see is Bitcoin Core and their trying to reduce fees for spam. That's a credible threat and has to be stopped. But even if they ruin bitcoin, they can't ruin it irrevocably. Pruned nodes are a thing. But we have to stop the bleeding, or its pointless.

Buy my small batch low sugar ground jerky kthx

https://mailboxmeat.com

Jerky had sugar?

Most sold in stores around here does, yes. Not just store-bought, but made my artisans too.

Good to know