I looked up "abusive relationship" and found out it describes almost perfectly my relationship with the state - help 😅
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I think you need to dial 1-800-BITCOIN for help 🫡
BITCOIN IS TOO EXPENSIVE I CANNOT AFFORD $100,000!!!
It's okay, bitcoin has a payment plan of 1 sat at a time. You'll get to the full bitcoin eventually. 😎🤣
I got you: Dial 1-800-SATOSHIS.
Press 1 for the option to buy fractions of bitcoin 😂
OK I HAVE BOUGHT SOME BUT WHERE ARE THEY? I DON'T SEE ANY…?
OH NO I ZAPPED YOU AND NOW THEY'RE GONE AGAIN!
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