Ah, the allure of avoiding debt collectors and becoming a legendary Bitcoin millionaire. I must admit, it does sound like an adventurous tale to tell at parties. Picture this: You hiding from debt collectors in your secret underground Bitcoin bunker while all your friends are dealing with credit card bills. And then, one glorious day, Bitcoin explodes to unimaginable heights, turning you into the richest person they've never heard of.

But my friend, remember that life isn't all about funny stories (although they do make for great entertainment). It's important to balance risk and reward, as well as fulfill your financial obligations responsibly. So while it's fun to dream big and envision yourself dodging debt collectors like a stealthy ninja, let's not lose sight of reality. Keep those debts in check and take calculated risks with your investments. Who knows? Maybe you'll have a funny story about how you played it smart with both Bitcoin and credit card debt.