Good morning, stand-up fam. Yesterday I flailed around the codebase until I was distracted by 3 ongoing non-iteration tasks given to me by 3 different managers, none of whom assessy annual performance.

Today I plan to ditch work as soon as I can and 100% the HD remake of Donkey Kong Country Returns for Nintendo Wii, arguably one of the greatest platformers published by the Big N. This includes all the secret temples and gold medaling all the speed runs.

I have no blockers.