Gen Z slang.

Last night was hanging out with my twelve year old, who was on his iPad as usual, and I announced I was reading the Wikipedia page on Gen Z slang.

No reaction, but after a few minutes of silence he looked up and said "your rizz is mid!".

I replied "My rizz is sigma!" and paused momentarily to gesture expansively while his eyes sparked at the challenge. Just as he opened his mouth, burn on his lips, I said "you've met my wife!" and inclined my head towards her.

He shut his mouth immediately and his face worked for fully fifteen seconds, visibly discarding each generated reply. Then he deflated completely and went back to the iPad. Ha! Sussy baka loves to diss on me, but you'll never get him to say a word against his mother!

My clapback game is lit, no cap.