gm

last night my wife had a dream that I cheated on her

so that’s why I’m in trouble this morning, which makes total sense

hope you all have a great day 👍

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You fuckin ass hole. Be better & stop upsetting her. 4th dimension shit is real.

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Good luck 😂🫂

feels like this

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Here fren, have a great day #DocChain ☕

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Be over the top apologetic, get her flowers, once she she starts laughing you’ve won

she hates flowers 😭

Lol good luck brother 🫡

Gm 🐸 Good luck and try to avoid Heavy conversations today . Spin some love songs 🎶

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Amazing

Yeah that always makes a lot of sense. Hope she didn’t wake you up with a “good morning “ slap and kick you your of the bed. 😂😂

worse

she immediately put me to work

Work isn't being in trouble, it's just the "honeydo list." It never ends btw.

Sick! You should get counseling for such an offense. I would never do that to my woman! 😆

ur probs right

You can’t win fren…….

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GM 🫂💜🤙 how could you do it?

i dunno im such an asshole while unconscious

Glad my husband isn't the only one who has to suffer through this 😂. Good luck getting back in her good graces!

im so scared

Well yer already down. no sense in trying for good graces today just aim for a better monday

yeah you’re probably right

best go for broke and point out all the attractive women we see while running errands today

Oh look hun she's mad at her spouce for something he actually did

“and she’s super hot”

Screenshot and sent to my wife. We're in the same boat, I feel your pain 😂

terrifying 😆

Gm i cant believe you did that to be honest

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me neither 😭

Have you tried telling her that in a past life you died successfully defending her from a horde of invading barbarians?

nah they were flying ninja sharks and she still wasn’t impressed

Brutal

have you apologized already?

I tried. She told me to “tell it to your whore” 🤷‍♂️

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Double jeopardy

Don’t apply to marital or maritime law tho

behind every angry wife is a husband who has no clue what the fuck he did wrong

Facts 🤣