I've always felt a strong self-identification with "Our Holy God-Emperor", but all I've gotten is bigotry and systemic violence.
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Clearly you need some brainwashed genetically-enhanced child soldiers to teach the populace some manners.
Somewhere in the Warp there must be four helpful entities who can help you.
I caught the WH 40k reference, because duh, but it was more of a Dune reference xD