Like I cannot stress this enough, literal nobodies on social media annoyed the feds so much that they fundamentally rewrote federal and state level crime reporting laws, even in so called "red states" just to "own" us on an easily rebuked technicality, this is their best, this is the best they have left.
Discussion
Our entire government is controlled by social media addicted middle aged harpies and jews who think that violating every ethic and rewriting every law on a whim is a small price to pay to own the chuds on their Twitter timeline, we are in uncharted, and unfathomably retarded waters here.