Well, it finally happened.

I thought the memes were just memes. But I was warned.

I went boating today and brought all my hardware wallets and backups…

We hit some rough waters, the items were jostled out of my pocket, and quickly fell overboard.

I tried to find them, but to no avail.

If anyone wants some free corn, it’s at the bottom of the Charles River somewhere.

Time to start stacking from scratch 🤷‍♂️