I looked up from my phone to see my bride sweeping the kitchen floor

Me: “Baby, don’t worry about that. Let me sweep the floor.”

Wife: “I don’t mind.”

Me: “No, really. I’m a dummy and don’t know how to do anything else. Let me do it.”

My bride looks at me for a moment, doesn’t disagree with what I said, nods in agreement, and hands me the broom.