i have to do a bullshit ‘entrepreneurial’ capstone unit to finish the economics side of my degree.

we’re larping as VC’s and literally every fund pitch is the following

- we’re running out of food because of overpopulation. our start ups will fix this

- ESG-focused funds are outperforming this year so that’s what we’ll do

- water technology fund

- climate SaaS

worlds full of malthusians lads