I’m never swimming again.

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First cocaine bears, now sharks? 😬

This will be the premise for Jaws 4….

Mark my words😂

Sharks try coke first at taking down a cartel trafficking ship

Cocaine Crab 🦀 is here 🎥😅

Now we know why nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 spends his time on computers

Stay out of there fiatjaf

We got cocaine shark before gta6!

And I doubt they’re even sharing

No sharks in the Great Lakes. Just sayin’.

What’s in there some mutated worm gator ?

No gators, either! Largest thing living in the lake are the sturgeon. Big fish, but still fish.

And of course, dead bodies

All large lakes have those. The trick is to make sure the lake is large enough that you never find them. I’m near Lake Michigan, one of the largest fresh water lakes in the world, so dead bodies aren’t my biggest concern.

Ahhhh. That head isn’t just a hat rack, huh?

But a dead deer in the smaller lakes in the summer is Freaky. Because it's 20'+ deep and it could have only gotten there by falling through the ice and you can still see it because the water is so dang clear.

Not a thing I'd want to come across not high af on cocaine. You do you shark bro 🦈

Not me jealous of the sharks now

Don't Google PFAS in beach foam...

Ok I won’t lol

cocaine whale 😳😂

You gotta be careful out there lol

Oooo fuck. It’s affecting ALL the sea life 😬

plenty of coke bags go overboard 😜

Haha yep

For real though 😳

WTH 🫠COKE 💨

Crazy the extent to which drugs being illegal fucks up the world

Why you only bite me when you're high?