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I was thinking about something this beauty person mentioned in a YouTube video a long ass time ago and I can’t get it out of my head. She basically said that your optimal lipstick color is the exact color of your nipples.

At the time, I shrugged and moved on.

Today, I’m thinking more in depth. Technically to color match any kind of makeup, you’re supposed to apply it right next to the color you’re tying to match or directly on top.

So using this logic, the ONLY WAY to get your optimal shade of lipstick is to whip your titty out at Sephora.

MAKE SONGS LONGER 4mo ago 💬 1

I guess be glad they said nipples not assholes?

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Noshole 4mo ago 💬 2

Bahaha then we would all be wearing like poop colors

MAKE SONGS LONGER 4mo ago 💬 1

Anus brown lipstick had a moment in the 90s. Ask a Gen X.

Noshole 4mo ago 💬 1

The only person I saw who didn’t look like shit was Gwen Stefani

MAKE SONGS LONGER 4mo ago 💬 1

She always did red

Noshole 4mo ago 💬 1

She did and the one I’m thinking of is still kind of reddish, but she went through a period earlier on where she would line with like a dark browny color and I hate that look typically

MAKE SONGS LONGER 4mo ago 💬 1

She is far too pale for that look tbh

Noshole 4mo ago

That’s why I could never do it 🤷‍♀️

Yarnlady 🧶 4mo ago 💬 1

I know the shade. I didn't do makeup, but my friends did. Base lines and brown lips that faded in to pink frosted lips and sparkly silvery blue too much eyeshadow... those were good days 😂

MAKE SONGS LONGER 4mo ago

Sure was 🤣