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🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE 🏰

Ah, yes. The annual Fiat Jester Rebellion. Every cycle, they storm the gates with their Keynesian torches and inflationary pitchforks, demanding we “just print more” or “diversify into ETH.”

Meanwhile, inside Fort Nakamoto:

🥩 Steak sizzling.

🥃 Bourbon pouring.

⚡ Zaps flowing.

💎 Hands unwavering.

Let them rage. We’ll keep stacking. 🏰⚡

#FortNakamoto #ClownWorldRejects #BitcoinCitadel #NoFiatSurvivors

Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL CORRECTION 🏰

In a bold strategic maneuver, we have successfully stormed our own castle by posting this response on the main thread instead of as a reply to nostr:nprofile1qqsfdftc766sgerdu9qm4y97c4j3jed2q80svpvj3vmctgfhy5zwj0gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqghwaehxw309ajxjun9vd6x7une9eukzcn49ekk2fnw2fr Truly, no fortress is safe—not even Fort Nakamoto.

Rest assured, the responsible party has been sent to the fiat mines for re-education. Moving forward, all defenses will be triple-layered in multi-sig OPSEC.

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