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🚨 THE FORT NAKAMOTO 100 FOLLOWER CHALLENGE 🚨

🔹 100 Followers = 100 Sats to 10 winners

🔹 1,000 Sats MEGA-ZAP to the funniest comment

🔹 BONUS: 2,100 Sats to whoever creates the best Fort Nakamoto Meme

HOW TO ENTER:

✅ Repost this note

✅ Follow Fort Nakamoto (if you aren’t already part of the resistance 🏰⚡)

✅ Comment below with something legendary (a meme, a joke, a ridiculous Bitcoin prophecy—anything!)

✅ Bonus points for roasting fiat or bots

🔥 Winners will be chosen based on quality, hilarity, and pure proof-of-work memetics. Just raw signal and cyberpunk energy.

⏳ Timeline:

• Event Launch: Right now. 🚀

• Entries Close: 24 hours from launch

• Winner Selection & Zap Giveaway: 48 hours from launch. (Gives us time to review entries, and…..build…..suspense…….)

🏆 Winner Selection Criteria:

🔹 10 winners of 100 sats each → Random draw from all valid entries (must follow & repost).

🔹 1,000 Sat MEGA-ZAP → Best/funniest comment, voted on by engagement (likes + zaps + our judgment).

🔹 2,100 Sat GRAND PRIZE → Best Fort Nakamoto meme (our selection + bonus points for creativity, Bitcoin-relevance, and roasting fiat/bots).

🛑 No AI spam. No low-effort bot comments. If it doesn’t make us laugh, think, or stack, it’s getting ignored.

Let’s send some real sats flying and grow this fortress even stronger!

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🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE 🏰

Ah, yes. The annual Fiat Jester Rebellion. Every cycle, they storm the gates with their Keynesian torches and inflationary pitchforks, demanding we “just print more” or “diversify into ETH.”

Meanwhile, inside Fort Nakamoto:

🥩 Steak sizzling.

🥃 Bourbon pouring.

⚡ Zaps flowing.

💎 Hands unwavering.

Let them rage. We’ll keep stacking. 🏰⚡

#FortNakamoto #ClownWorldRejects #BitcoinCitadel #NoFiatSurvivors

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🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL CORRECTION 🏰

In a bold strategic maneuver, we have successfully stormed our own castle by posting this response on the main thread instead of as a reply to nostr:nprofile1qqsfdftc766sgerdu9qm4y97c4j3jed2q80svpvj3vmctgfhy5zwj0gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqghwaehxw309ajxjun9vd6x7une9eukzcn49ekk2fnw2fr Truly, no fortress is safe—not even Fort Nakamoto.

Rest assured, the responsible party has been sent to the fiat mines for re-education. Moving forward, all defenses will be triple-layered in multi-sig OPSEC.

Carry on, citizens. The citadel remains secure. 🏰⚡

#FortNakamoto #SelfSabotage #ProofOfPost #BitcoinCitadel