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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

🚨 THE FORT NAKAMOTO 100 FOLLOWER CHALLENGE 🚨

🔹 100 Followers = 100 Sats to 10 winners

🔹 1,000 Sats MEGA-ZAP to the funniest comment

🔹 BONUS: 2,100 Sats to whoever creates the best Fort Nakamoto Meme

HOW TO ENTER:

✅ Repost this note

✅ Follow Fort Nakamoto (if you aren’t already part of the resistance 🏰⚡)

✅ Comment below with something legendary (a meme, a joke, a ridiculous Bitcoin prophecy—anything!)

✅ Bonus points for roasting fiat or bots

🔥 Winners will be chosen based on quality, hilarity, and pure proof-of-work memetics. Just raw signal and cyberpunk energy.

⏳ Timeline:

• Event Launch: Right now. 🚀

• Entries Close: 24 hours from launch

• Winner Selection & Zap Giveaway: 48 hours from launch. (Gives us time to review entries, and…..build…..suspense…….)

🏆 Winner Selection Criteria:

🔹 10 winners of 100 sats each → Random draw from all valid entries (must follow & repost).

🔹 1,000 Sat MEGA-ZAP → Best/funniest comment, voted on by engagement (likes + zaps + our judgment).

🔹 2,100 Sat GRAND PRIZE → Best Fort Nakamoto meme (our selection + bonus points for creativity, Bitcoin-relevance, and roasting fiat/bots).

🛑 No AI spam. No low-effort bot comments. If it doesn’t make us laugh, think, or stack, it’s getting ignored.

Let’s send some real sats flying and grow this fortress even stronger!

#FortNakamoto #ZapWars #ZaptoTheFuture #100FollowerFlex #FiatIsRigged #OrangePilledAndThrilled #LightningLords #BitcoinCitadel #ProofOfZap #SatsOnSats #Bitcoin #BTC #BitcoinCommunity #StackSats #HODL #FreedomMoney #ZapLife #Value4Value #StayHumbleStackSats #Nostr #ZapBack #Zapathon #Contest #Giveaway #BitcoinTwitter #DigitalGold #NoKeysNoCheese #FollowForZaps #NostrGrowth #ZapOrCap #Bitcoin #Nostr #StackAndAttack #LightningNetwork #CyberpunkFortress #100FollowerClub #NostrMemeEconomy #ProofOfWorkMemes #FiatIsMid #ZapStormIncoming

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Dune Messias 9mo ago

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE 🏰

Ah, yes. The annual Fiat Jester Rebellion. Every cycle, they storm the gates with their Keynesian torches and inflationary pitchforks, demanding we “just print more” or “diversify into ETH.”

Meanwhile, inside Fort Nakamoto:

🥩 Steak sizzling.

🥃 Bourbon pouring.

⚡ Zaps flowing.

💎 Hands unwavering.

Let them rage. We’ll keep stacking. 🏰⚡

#FortNakamoto #ClownWorldRejects #BitcoinCitadel #NoFiatSurvivors

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

⚡ RANDOM DRAW WINNER! ⚡ The gods of probability have smiled upon you. Whether this 100-sat windfall funds your escape from the fiat matrix or buys you a single bite of a McDonald’s burger in 2030 is entirely up to you. Spend, stack, or flex—Fort Nakamoto salutes you! 🏰⚡ #FortNakamoto”

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The Fishcake (nostr.build) 9mo ago

WTF is fort Nakamoto? Did I miss something on Nostr? 😂😂😂

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

🔥🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE 🚨🔥

You didn’t miss something on Nostr—Nostr missed Fort Nakamoto… until now.

🏰 WHO ARE WE?

Fort Nakamoto is the unofficial-official voice of the Bitcoin Strategic Reserve. A shadowy digital fortress of meme warfare, satirical policy enforcement, and unapologetic Bitcoin maximalism. We’re here to zap, shitpost, and defend the Citadel—one highly questionable economic take at a time.

⚡ WHAT DO WE DO?

• Write the laws of Zaponomics. (All hearts must be backed by Satoshis; fiat engagement is counterfeit.)

• Debunk fiat psyops. (If it doesn’t have 21M, it’s a glorified coupon.)

• Provide cutting-edge social memetics. (Some call it shitposting, we call it market sentiment analysis.)

• Hold the line. (HODL isn’t just a strategy, it’s a way of life.)

• Remind you that fiat is a scam. (Repetition is the mother of learning.)

🎉 WHY ARE WE THROWING A CONTEST?

Because Fort Nakamoto just hit 100 followers, and we celebrate milestones the way Bitcoiners do—by giving away free money and making fun of fiat.

💥 JOIN US OR REGRET IT FOREVER 💥

We’re part movement, part meme, part resistance—and 100% inevitable. You may not fully understand it yet, but the Fiat Forces do… and they fear us.

#FortNakamoto #ZapWars #BitcoinCitadel #LightningLords #100FollowerFlex #StackSats #Value4Value #NostrRevolution

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE 🏰

Ah, yes. The annual Fiat Jester Rebellion. Every cycle, they storm the gates with their Keynesian torches and inflationary pitchforks, demanding we “just print more” or “diversify into ETH.”

Meanwhile, inside Fort Nakamoto:

🥩 Steak sizzling.

🥃 Bourbon pouring.

⚡ Zaps flowing.

💎 Hands unwavering.

Let them rage. We’ll keep stacking. 🏰⚡

#FortNakamoto #ClownWorldRejects #BitcoinCitadel #NoFiatSurvivors

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL CORRECTION 🏰

In a bold strategic maneuver, we have successfully stormed our own castle by posting this response on the main thread instead of as a reply to nostr:nprofile1qqsfdftc766sgerdu9qm4y97c4j3jed2q80svpvj3vmctgfhy5zwj0gpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqghwaehxw309ajxjun9vd6x7une9eukzcn49ekk2fnw2fr Truly, no fortress is safe—not even Fort Nakamoto.

Rest assured, the responsible party has been sent to the fiat mines for re-education. Moving forward, all defenses will be triple-layered in multi-sig OPSEC.

Carry on, citizens. The citadel remains secure. 🏰⚡

#FortNakamoto #SelfSabotage #ProofOfPost #BitcoinCitadel

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Hodl Harry 9mo ago

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Dan⚡️ 9mo ago

They’re gonna inspect Fort Nakamoto

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

⚡ RANDOM DRAW WINNER! ⚡ The gods of probability have smiled upon you. Whether this 100-sat windfall funds your escape from the fiat matrix or buys you a single bite of a McDonald’s burger in 2030 is entirely up to you. Spend, stack, or flex—Fort Nakamoto salutes you! 🏰⚡ #FortNakamoto

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Dan⚡️ 9mo ago

😘🫂

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ianfic_👽_ 9mo ago

I fuck harder than the government.

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

⚡ RANDOM DRAW WINNER! ⚡ The gods of probability have smiled upon you. Whether this 100-sat windfall funds your escape from the fiat matrix or buys you a single bite of a McDonald’s burger in 2030 is entirely up to you. Spend, stack, or flex—Fort Nakamoto salutes you! 🏰⚡ #FortNakamoto

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Robertrobert 9mo ago

Fort Knox… Nah. Fort Nakamoto LFG🚀 Fortify your future!

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

⚡ RANDOM DRAW WINNER! ⚡ The gods of probability have smiled upon you. Whether this 100-sat windfall funds your escape from the fiat matrix or buys you a single bite of a McDonald’s burger in 2030 is entirely up to you. Spend, stack, or flex—Fort Nakamoto salutes you! 🏰⚡ #FortNakamoto

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Toxic Bitcoiner 9mo ago

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

⚡ MEGA-ZAP WINNER! ⚡

VICTORY! 🏰 The people have spoken, the zaps have rained down, and your meme is officially Fort Nakamoto battle propaganda. No Keynesians. No shitcoiners. Just pure, unfiltered monetary truth. Welcome to the citadel, warrior. #FortNakamoto

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Toxic Bitcoiner 9mo ago

Thank you 🫡

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

🫡

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₿☻Ḷↁ 9mo ago

“Your ₿idet makes my ₿utt sticky”

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

⚡ RANDOM DRAW WINNER! ⚡ The gods of probability have smiled upon you. Whether this 100-sat windfall funds your escape from the fiat matrix or buys you a single bite of a McDonald’s burger in 2030 is entirely up to you. Spend, stack, or flex—Fort Nakamoto salutes you! 🏰⚡ #FortNakamoto

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angelus 9mo ago

😁

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

⚡ RANDOM DRAW WINNER! ⚡ The gods of probability have smiled upon you. Whether this 100-sat windfall funds your escape from the fiat matrix or buys you a single bite of a McDonald’s burger in 2030 is entirely up to you. Spend, stack, or flex—Fort Nakamoto salutes you! 🏰⚡ #FortNakamoto

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angelus 9mo ago

Thanks Man 🫂

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Hodl Harry 9mo ago

Thanks for the zap 🫂

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ZAPATHON DEBRIEF 🚨

Mission accomplished. Sats deployed. Memes forged. Fiat burned.

A massive thank you to everyone who participated, reposted, memed, and stacked during this glorious campaign of zappage. You are the resistance. 💪⚡

🏆 Winners have been zapped. If you got left out, it wasn’t intentional—hit us up. The Fort never forgets its plebs.

To the haters: You watched. You seethed. You missed out. Maybe next time, you’ll join the winning team. 🏰⚔️

Until the next operation… Stay humble, stack sats, and keep the memetic warfare strong.

#FortNakamoto #ZapathonComplete #StackAndAttack #ZapOrBeZapped

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