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🚨 THE FORT NAKAMOTO 100 FOLLOWER CHALLENGE 🚨

🔹 100 Followers = 100 Sats to 10 winners

🔹 1,000 Sats MEGA-ZAP to the funniest comment

🔹 BONUS: 2,100 Sats to whoever creates the best Fort Nakamoto Meme

HOW TO ENTER:

✅ Repost this note

✅ Follow Fort Nakamoto (if you aren’t already part of the resistance 🏰⚡)

✅ Comment below with something legendary (a meme, a joke, a ridiculous Bitcoin prophecy—anything!)

✅ Bonus points for roasting fiat or bots

🔥 Winners will be chosen based on quality, hilarity, and pure proof-of-work memetics. Just raw signal and cyberpunk energy.

⏳ Timeline:

• Event Launch: Right now. 🚀

• Entries Close: 24 hours from launch

• Winner Selection & Zap Giveaway: 48 hours from launch. (Gives us time to review entries, and…..build…..suspense…….)

🏆 Winner Selection Criteria:

🔹 10 winners of 100 sats each → Random draw from all valid entries (must follow & repost).

🔹 1,000 Sat MEGA-ZAP → Best/funniest comment, voted on by engagement (likes + zaps + our judgment).

🔹 2,100 Sat GRAND PRIZE → Best Fort Nakamoto meme (our selection + bonus points for creativity, Bitcoin-relevance, and roasting fiat/bots).

🛑 No AI spam. No low-effort bot comments. If it doesn’t make us laugh, think, or stack, it’s getting ignored.

Let’s send some real sats flying and grow this fortress even stronger!

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The Fishcake (nostr.build) 9mo ago

WTF is fort Nakamoto? Did I miss something on Nostr? 😂😂😂

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Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago

🔥🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE 🚨🔥

You didn’t miss something on Nostr—Nostr missed Fort Nakamoto… until now.

🏰 WHO ARE WE?

Fort Nakamoto is the unofficial-official voice of the Bitcoin Strategic Reserve. A shadowy digital fortress of meme warfare, satirical policy enforcement, and unapologetic Bitcoin maximalism. We’re here to zap, shitpost, and defend the Citadel—one highly questionable economic take at a time.

⚡ WHAT DO WE DO?

• Write the laws of Zaponomics. (All hearts must be backed by Satoshis; fiat engagement is counterfeit.)

• Debunk fiat psyops. (If it doesn’t have 21M, it’s a glorified coupon.)

• Provide cutting-edge social memetics. (Some call it shitposting, we call it market sentiment analysis.)

• Hold the line. (HODL isn’t just a strategy, it’s a way of life.)

• Remind you that fiat is a scam. (Repetition is the mother of learning.)

🎉 WHY ARE WE THROWING A CONTEST?

Because Fort Nakamoto just hit 100 followers, and we celebrate milestones the way Bitcoiners do—by giving away free money and making fun of fiat.

💥 JOIN US OR REGRET IT FOREVER 💥

We’re part movement, part meme, part resistance—and 100% inevitable. You may not fully understand it yet, but the Fiat Forces do… and they fear us.

#FortNakamoto #ZapWars #BitcoinCitadel #LightningLords #100FollowerFlex #StackSats #Value4Value #NostrRevolution