Paper straws wrapped in plastic makes me want to fucking launch a nuke at something.

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That has to be a prank right? Right?

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It's getting hard to tell man, the lines are blurred.

For some reason, I would prefer if there were some executive at Big Straw just laughing his ass off about putting his paper straws in plastic wrap instead of his plastic straws in paper wrap.

No, I've used some. They're real.

I meant the actual putting of the paper straws into plastic wrap. That it's real is the prank.