Techno Amish is the future
Discussion
As a musical genre, I am picturing some fast paced farmyard sounds, mixed in with Traditional Amish instrumentation: Hammered dulcimer, banjo, harmonium, and even some a cappella choir elements.
Field recordings: Horse hooves on dirt roads, creaking wooden wagons, the distant clang of blacksmith tools.
Lyrics (if any): Sparse, philosophical, possibly sung in Pennsylvania Dutch or old-style English with that solemn, hymn-like cadence.
Picture a barn rave where everyone’s dressed in black and white, the DJ is pedalling a generator, and the fog machine is just a bucket of dry ice....
Instead of mixed drinks everyone is slonking raw eggs laid just moments before.
I’m here for it. Let’s make it happen.
Weird Al is POTUS in this scenario I hope