I think one of the seniors I drove to the polls yesterday is trying to kill me.

She made me a spicy vegetarian dish. She said, "It's just a little spicy."

I took three bites ten minutes ago, and I'm still crying. My throat is scorched, and I have fire coming out of my mouth like a dragon from Game of Thrones.

I think I"m gonna die. If you never hear from me again, it's been real.🔥