🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MORNING BRIEF: TAXES, TYRANTS & TIME PREFERENCE 🚨
🧾 IRS Directive: By 2026, Bitcoiners must comply with [this] and report [that].
🧓 Bitcoiners’ Response: “Okay, Boomer.”
🏛️ HISTORICAL TRANSMISSION:
“Give me the power to print money and I care not who writes the laws.” — Fiat Gremlins
“I hold the keys, and I care not who writes the laws.” — Future Bitcoiners, probably
💥 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Bitcoiners don’t petition for freedom. They take it.
• Politicians cling to control like a no-coiner clutching paper bills.
• But math doesn’t negotiate.
• By 2026? IRS might just stand for Irrelevant Regulatory Skeleton.
💡 NEW RULE: If your financial advisor doesn’t understand the KYC-free power of multisig, kindly suggest a career in pottery.
⚡ Zaps = Sovereign Flex
🗿 Cold Storage = Presidential Veto
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Law of the Land
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinSovereignty #KeysOverLaws #StackAndStand #OkayBoomer #SatsNotStats