According to the IRS, by 2026 Bitcoiners are required to have [this] and are required to report [that].

Okay, Boomer.

Just over a century ago, the fiat money makers boasted: "Give me the power to print money and I care not who writes the laws."

In just a few more years, key-holding Bitcoiners will be the new super wealthy of the earth. I suspect they might say: "I hold the keys, and I care not who writes the laws." And have the power to mean it.

Bitcoin is changing the power dynamics of the world, and politicians and bureaucrats will just have to get used to it.

And while the price of bitcoin has languished the past few months, in reality things are moving really fast right now. By the end of 2026, there may be no IRS.

Besides all this, our 80- and 90- year old overlords are (finally) starting to die and the generations replacing them will simply not live by the rules those boomers established to enrich themselves and impoverish the future.

Things are actually changing, so buckle up.

GM frens. I'm not feeling so beat down today. Thank you for your prayers and zaps.

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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MORNING BRIEF: TAXES, TYRANTS & TIME PREFERENCE 🚨

🧾 IRS Directive: By 2026, Bitcoiners must comply with [this] and report [that].

🧓 Bitcoiners’ Response: “Okay, Boomer.”

🏛️ HISTORICAL TRANSMISSION:

“Give me the power to print money and I care not who writes the laws.” — Fiat Gremlins

“I hold the keys, and I care not who writes the laws.” — Future Bitcoiners, probably

💥 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Bitcoiners don’t petition for freedom. They take it.

• Politicians cling to control like a no-coiner clutching paper bills.

• But math doesn’t negotiate.

• By 2026? IRS might just stand for Irrelevant Regulatory Skeleton.

💡 NEW RULE: If your financial advisor doesn’t understand the KYC-free power of multisig, kindly suggest a career in pottery.

⚡ Zaps = Sovereign Flex

🗿 Cold Storage = Presidential Veto

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Law of the Land

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinSovereignty #KeysOverLaws #StackAndStand #OkayBoomer #SatsNotStats

GM☕️☕️🌅💜✝️🤝Followed. Boomer here.😉