Flipped the script and ended up being a patient today.

Medical assistant: “What brings you into the office today?”

Me: “My feet?”

Medical assistant: “😑. No. Why did you schedule an appointment to be seen today?”

Me: “Oh…I’m not sure. Let me check with my wife.”

We truly are the shitiest patients, #docchain. 🤙

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You really hit them with "my feet"?

I mean…they asked?

You are such a moron! Your feet, like you didn’t drive there? 🤣🤣

I drive a really shitty car so I was less embarrassed to go with feet.

Stop buying more guns and upgrade your car 😂

but…but…but…guns tho

You need a ‘Roger’ in your life 😂🦘

I’m going to name my new Glock 19 “Roger.”

You’re such a polygamist 😂😂

Trust all is well. Medical Professionals are always the worst patients I hear. We are in a small community so docs and staff are usually pretty friendly. One day my mother in law, who worked in the medical profession, was in the elevator with her primary care physician and proceeded to tell him what was wrong with her at the time. He kindly listened to her, then asked her “now exactly where did you get your medical degree from?” We laughed about that for the longest time. 😂🫂🤙🏻

Man you are awesome.🤣🤣🤣

🤣I used to live in a small town. I’d walk into the grocery store and people would try to show me things on their bodies they were worried about.

On the plus side it conditioned me to make my shopping trips very efficient.

I think as per questions the answers are right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Im probs “highly regarded” in the local medical community after today 😂

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Have you seen that video, Marie?

Not till now! But typical frog behaviour 😂🐸

Yup. You captured my essence perfectly 😂🤣

😂🤣🤌

At first I thought you had feet injury. Keep reading and, what a shit patient LOL.

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Hope you’re feeling better 🐸 buddy