Don't tempt me. I am a dirty old man! 🤣

Thought the sizes were:

1. Shame

2. WOW

3. Do not bring that near me!

I see there is no hole for some of my friends.

I need a smaller hole....

Why. would you encourage this. on a non-censorable social media.

i don’t see a size that would fit #[2]​ and therefore remain unimpressed

Lol 😂😂😂

Need something longer to measure mine. Mine is wrapped up like a water hose. I can stand on it like a kangaroo when it's unwrapped 😂😂😂😂