They said it couldn't be done. They said it's just highly inefficient json duplicates. They said no one would use it.

Well, we are gonna push it to the red line. We are gonna flood the internet pipes with the purest of signal until they burst. Then we will push it some more.

Phones will be smashed and melted in the process. Carrier networks will plead for mercy. Servers will cry in pain at the memory mapped instantaneous delivery of an endless json tsunami.

A coronal mass ejection will literally bounce off the undersea internet cables because they are so full of json notes. The only electronics left alive will be the vast nostr library, dutifully protected in faraday cages by humble nostriches.

Then, we will rebuild the world with pigeon delivered json hand written on hemp paper. And they will look at us and say, that'll never work.

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