I don’t know if you care, nostr:npub1dtf79g6grzc48jqlfrzc7389rx08kn7gm03hsy9qqrww8jgtwaqq64hgu0, but there is very little chance the Mencken quote or the one from Gandhi the other day are real. You can find them on a bunch of “crazy quotes” pages on the internet with it but there aren’t any pages that will tell the book, paper, or speech it’s from.