Thanks for this. I was running out of nightmare material. 🧡

Two thoughts come to mind:

1. Why is Frodo looking at himself in Playboy?

2. Sup, Eowyn? How’s it going? You know that Aragorn dude down the street is way too old for you, right?

Ok, a third thought: Add a scene where the high school’s football team is losing with seconds left, and eagles swoop in to fly the ball to a receiver in the end zone.