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i have issues with several android nostr apps

they refuse to accept my nsec in bech32 form, the nsec.... format

idk why, because it works perfectly in my relay, and with alby, but amber right now is one signer i'm having trouble with at the moment, and it seems that new version of coracle android uses it, and without my nsec in it, it refuses to post notes, and without it installed, it refuses to run

i have no fucking idea what is wrong with you stupid devs that you can't even write a simple fucking bech32 decoder correctly, is there something wrong with your brains?

in order to decode my nsec into hex i have to sit down and spend 10 minutes writing a piece of code to deal with the problem that you guys are causing me, so, i'm just not using nostr on my mobile. coracle android is abominably slow anyway, waste of time, and i'm not using mister fucking hipster rockstar vitor pamplona's trash, which seems to be the nearest thing to a client that actually works on android

it's embarrassing as a programmer to be associated with you people, and it's embarrassing that you think that you are building freedom tech, but you really don't even know how to build a fucking fried egg
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slapsquat 8mo ago 💬 2

Not just the android apps. The whole ecosystem is built by noobs. Some of the NIPS are so retarded. They became the "standard" because some client got there first and some grifter relay operators vibe coded it in. Oh and don't even get me started about primal

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🇵🇸 whoever loves Digit 8mo ago

All the NIPs so far are kinda retarded

But at least these retards built a social media platform with no bans, while nobody else was getting that done in this whole retard world

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slapsquat 8mo ago 💬 1

The NIPs are retarded, not the people who built the platform. One does not need to be retarded to come up with a retarded idea. All it takes is ignorance.

I am sure that we, the real retards, will be able to, in time, iterate and make the protocol better. For the time being we are just digging deep, testing shit out, ranting away to let other retards feel less alone while forcing us all to think about better approaches. Power to the real retards

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🇵🇸 whoever loves Digit 8mo ago

Someday the protocol will be smart, but the people on it will still be kinda dumb. That's the future I envision