It is your moral duty as both a Husband and Texan to buy *at least* an EU2200i to keep your fridge, router, and Bitcoin Node running.
You owe it to your Wife, Nation, and Satoshi (pbuh).
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Don't know if it will last like the Honda but Champion's little dual fuel copycat is pretty sweet. Weighs about as much as a full 5 gallon bucket and the quiet idle feature is nice. A few times I've even used it instead of dragging out a bunch of extension cords.