'Twas the Eve of 10/10, and all through the land there was the sight of one Star with a tail shining like Santas sleigh...

Don't worry if you miss it, it will be back in 80,000 years or so.

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Fun fantasy from the last pole flip:

Some of the rescue spaceships were driven with AI instead of humans and they accidentally landed on Mars on the return to earth after the floods cleared up.

Basically Elon wants to find these long lost humans. He isn't going to mars to save us. We are going to Mars to find the remnant that landed there accidently 6 millennia ago.

"But", you may say, "I thought he wanted to go to Mars to save humanity from Earth."

Elon is forever a salesman. He knows his fellow humans would allow them to rot up there in Martian caves if there wasn't something in it for us earthlings.

Meanwhile in the backroom at Tesla Engineering...

God: "just train some human drivers"

Engineer: "With all the AI training from Tesla, Elons' new spaceships should be able to tell between a red planet and a green one. "

God: "That's what you guys said last time. Tell me, how much energy does AI take to drive a car. Now compare that to what my HI is capable of... Just train some backup space pilots please."